sly2m (sly2m) wrote,
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Макосрач!

Сейчас по внутрикорпоративной сетке получил спам следующего содержания:

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Dear ХХХХХХХХХХ,

In our ongoing struggle to keep [OUR FIRM] on the cutting edge of cool, we would like you to know about a relatively new product that is out there.

Essentially, it is a credit card swiping machine that you can use from home when shopping online. With all of the viruses, spyware and keystroke logging programs that are out there, this product will keep you safe while shopping online. Rather than manually typing in your credit card number which is how a lot of online identity theft actually occurs, you can simply fill out your order form and when it comes time to pay, swipe your card just like you do at any store.

Unfortunately this product only works on computers so MAC users, we are afraid that you are out of luck for now.

http://www.XXXXXXXX.ca/

This device is by no means essential, but it is cool. And what is the one thing that we all learned back in high school? Being cool is the most important thing in the whole wide world.

***PLEASE NOTE THAT [OUR FIRM] AND/OR TAC IN NO WAY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT. WE HAVE NOT USED OR TESTED IT. WE JUST THINK IT IS COOL.***

Regards,

Your TAC Team
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Перевод в двух словах - предлагают купить крутую машинку для считывания кредитных карт, чтобы злые хакеры не украли ваши реквизиты, когда вы покупаете что-то в онлайн магазинах.


SmartSwipe machine


Больше всего меня позабавило вот этот вот предложение:

Unfortunately this product only works on computers so MAC users, we are afraid that you are out of luck for now.

или по-русски:

К сожалению, этот продукт будет работать только на компьютерах, поэтому извините Мак-пользователи, боимся этот продукт не для вас.


Правильно написано. Ведь всем известно, Маки - это вообще не компьютеры! Так что - сабж! :)
Tags: компьютеры, маразм
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